Every Home Needs a Cat

 

 

 

Every Home Needs a Cat

 

 

I’m neighbors with a nice family. They just had a boy. Their first child. His name is Edgar. He’s a good baby, doesn’t cry too much. At least not at night. Sleeps most the way through. His mother breastfeeds, I think. No, I don’t think. I’m positive, actually.

The gas line runs right along the wall, just a few feet from where I lay my head each night. The baby cries, Edgar I mean, he cries and the footsteps drub-drub-drub softly— you can tell she’s trying not to wake him even though he’s already crying, isn’t that just like a mother? Then there’s the groan from the crib when she picks him up and then a few more wet squeals and then... almost nothing. Just a soft gurgling sound from somewhere below. And a whispering voice. She sounds tired but kind. Sometimes I can hear her patting his back. But I never hear the gas spit to life and whistle through the pipe, so I know there’s no milk warming on the stove. That’s why I’m positive it’s a she taking care of the baby. She is breastfeeding. How else do you explain the quiet soothing of that child? Or the smell of her milk?

Yes, they are a nice family. The father has a guitar and he plays it well and sings in a low voice, sings lullabies to the child.  He sings—

keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, keep on the sunny side of life…

 

I remember the sun. I once stood under it as a child, long long ago. Now the sun hurts my eyes. Very much.

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Keep Off the Grass

 

 

 

KEEP OFF THE GRASS

 

 

October 4th  2:37pm

“You see that, Richard?” How many times have I had to point this out? Tell me, Lord. How many? “That’s why we bought this property! That’s why we live here!”  As expected, Richard is being difficult. His usual myopic self. He doesn’t want to see the big picture. And father warned me, didn’t he? Several times.

The man lacks vision, among other things. Instead of appreciating what I’ve done here, what I’ve accomplished (in just a few short months, by the way)— he’s just staring down at his loafers. Just sulking. You’d think I asked him to rewire the house or replace every single shingle on the roof, instead of taking a few minutes out of his oh-so-busy Wednesday to rake some leaves. So melodramatic. Such a martyr.

Well if he won’t admire it, I will.

The lawn is flawless. I don’t know about most people, but I value symmetry. Look at those mowing paths. Crisp, clean stripes. Each one perfectly parallel. Each one running perpendicular to the house. My guys use GPS and assure me of less than a 16th of an inch margin of error. And the color. It is a color of green that shouldn’t even exist. I’ve heard people throw around the word “emerald”— Nonsense! Far too simplistic if you ask me, I don’t think the word does it justice. I don’t think any word could.

And you should have seen it before. It was enough to make eyes bleed. The former owners let weeds run roughshod over the property. And those ugly Azaleas scattered across the yard? Where was the rhyme or reason? The people were slobs. Just like the neighbors, with their crabgrass and half-dead Rhododendrons. Please. What an unruly mess.

Honestly, some people just don’t care. They don’t even try. They just think… what? Things are going to make themselves beautiful? Order will simply impose itself? Ridiculous. Foolish. And worse, lazy.

Well not me. I wasn’t going to let 1.73 acres just lie fallow. I’m sorry, but I just happen to think one’s backyard shouldn’t resemble a landfill. I was taught that the lawn is a reflection of one’s values— a green mirror that shows the rest of the world what you’re made of.

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